My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off. My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

(Source: lule-bell, via lulz-time)

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I’m in the study room & all I can hear is some creepy arse fucked up sounding circus music playing from the room next door. The fuck kinda nap time music is that for kids to listen too?! It’s up there with creepy windchimes clanging against eachother in the middle of a dark night.

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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